Possibly the best moment of life will be reading this...
Got my knife, and the guuuun
Gonna hit tha zoo, have some fun
With my hand grenades and some throwin kniiiifes, ya gonna catch some led, once or twice
Pull a sharpened knife outa mah shoe, with a loaded ak, an Uzi...Buuullets too
Some kids come up to mah exhibit, panda don't givea shit, pop a few bullets in that bitch
Got keepers runnin'... all around, sharpened teeth likea greyhooouund
I got the bullet proof weave, a few bamboo too, and right now, the pandas breakin outa dis zoo
And so ya see, me walkin through the town, broke out the zoo... frown turned upside down
...And then a few spergies came and shot up the panda and stole his bamboo, the filled his mouth with their own feces and then tea-bagged his corpse in hopes that his dead spirit may witness the disrespect......
~A story by J The Panda Lord
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