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Enhanced natural abilities [spoiler]sight strength speed penis size etc.[/spoiler]
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I apologize for being late. You have the power of Glass Transmutation, the ability to transform yourself, and others into glass by physical contact. Sort of a more reflective petrification.
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Bull crap but ok fine
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Salt generation The power to generate salt. A sub-power of Salt Manipulation, variation of Earth Generation.
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That's even lamer than the balloon power. The power to generate salt is only viable as a means of killing yourself via a ridiculously massive pile of salt because you're so miserable that out of all the potential powers, yours is the power to generate salt...
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Hahaha
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Still better than balloon mimicry......
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•,-•,
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Sowwyyyy. You can post again for a new power. If you get salt generation, then RNGesus loathes you
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I did. And I got Beast Transformation. Then started my own team to go against Mr.Omnicide and his Creator...
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You want to go against the guy who got the omnicide power? Wouldn't it be wiser to... worship him?
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I worship no man....And I hope others won't either...
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Good thing RNGesus is no man.
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We can kill a God....or die trying
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YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR SINS! Repent, before it is too late, guardian.
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I REFUSE... Have your God send his pawns... I shall defeat them ALL...
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He need not concern himself with lowly, faithless guardians. You will regret your heresy when all of your legendaries are decrypted into uncommon drops. May you be ravaged by his plagues, that you may grow in character, and truly see the error of your ways.
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....May you see through your false faith... And may every exotic you decrypt be now and forever more No Land Beyond....
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And the Lord RNGesus spake unto the congregation which had gathered in the last city, and unto them he said "cursed is the guardian who will question the faith of my followers. To cause unrest and criticize my loot is to go against me, and to go against me is to side with the darkness. Such a guardian will be stricken with plague. His engrams will surely be naught but ascendant materials forevermore. His nightfall drops naught but duplicates. The perks in his gear skill trees shall be redundant. Blessed is the righteous guardian who remains strong in his faith unto me and his persecution of such heretics, and truly such faithful guardians will be blessed in their raid drops, all the days of their lives." Amen.
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You could kill a snail
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I know. I have two perfectly capable feet.
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Don't you mean the power if not reaching for the table salt
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Ok....
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From the RNGness of the wiki bro
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Mhmmmm
