Oh my lord. Come back when your [b]Beard[/b] can cook me a -blam!-ing steak. While its at it, have it -blam!- you with a cheese grater. Then you can talk to me about [b]Beards[/b] are worth anything.
Oh, and I'll need proof.
Bye.
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[quote]Oh my lord. Come back when your [b]Beard[/b] can cook me a -blam!-ing steak. While its at it, have it -blam!- you with a cheese grater. Then you can talk to me about [b]Beards[/b] are worth anything. Oh, and I'll need proof. Bye.[/quote] lighten up man... Sounds like you need somebeardy to love.
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Sounds like he needs a beard.
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I remember back when I was beardless. Life was so bleak, I thought nothing would solve my problems either. He just needs to take the plunge into beard-dom and he'll see how great the world really is.