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1/30/2015 4:32:54 AM
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Having [b]BEARDS[/b] would solve basically-NOTHING.
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  • When you are able to beard, you will understand.

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  • It would solve everything

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  • Do you even beard bro?

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  • this made me LOL out loud at work.

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  • If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got two mums.

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  • [quote]Having [b]BEARDS[/b] would solve basically-NOTHING.[/quote] Beards can fix anything...

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  • OMG, I literally laughed out loud at work reading these replies lol..

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  • Thats extremely unrealistic, as I'm hungry right now but there no Beards helping me.

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  • [quote]Thats extremely unrealistic, as I'm hungry right now but there no Beards helping me.[/quote]yeah, but if you had a beard, you wouldn't be hungry right now. Prove me wrong...

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  • I do have a Beard. Prove me wrong.

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  • Edited by OLYMPUS VI: 1/30/2015 5:16:52 AM
    [quote]I do have a Beard. Prove me wrong.[/quote]Thats exactly what someone without a beard would say. I need proof, let me talk to your beard or you're lying

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  • Oh my lord. Come back when your [b]Beard[/b] can cook me a -blam!-ing steak. While its at it, have it -blam!- you with a cheese grater. Then you can talk to me about [b]Beards[/b] are worth anything. Oh, and I'll need proof. Bye.

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  • [quote]Oh my lord. Come back when your [b]Beard[/b] can cook me a -blam!-ing steak. While its at it, have it -blam!- you with a cheese grater. Then you can talk to me about [b]Beards[/b] are worth anything. Oh, and I'll need proof. Bye.[/quote] lighten up man... Sounds like you need somebeardy to love.

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  • Sounds like he needs a beard.

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  • I remember back when I was beardless. Life was so bleak, I thought nothing would solve my problems either. He just needs to take the plunge into beard-dom and he'll see how great the world really is.

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  • I think your phone autocorrected. You meant "EVERYTHING" right?

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  • Really a damn Beard would solve everything? Would it solve the Lack of playable story? The constant repetition of this game? Would it solve all of those glitches, that this game is just littered with? Could a damn cluster of pixels give us more vault space, trading, and end the ongoing class wars we see in the forums? Could a Beard possibly defeat the Darkness and save the universe? No. It cant. Sorry! [spoiler]And thats only stuff related to the game. Your stupid Beards wouldnt solve world hunger would they? Im pretty sure that falls under the [b]EVERYTHING[/b][ category./spoiler]

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  • Of course it can. Beards make literally everything at least 83% better, and that's a scientifically proven fact!

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  • [quote]Really a damn Beard would solve everything? Would it solve the Lack of playable story? The constant repetition of this game? Would it solve all of those glitches, that this game is just littered with? Could a damn cluster of pixels give us more vault space, trading, and end the ongoing class wars we see in the forums? Could a Beard possibly defeat the Darkness and save the universe? No. It cant. Sorry! [spoiler]And thats only stuff related to the game. Your stupid Beards wouldnt solve world hunger would they? Im pretty sure that falls under the [b]EVERYTHING[/b][ category./spoiler][/quote]Yes... Yes a beard can... Maybe if we ha had beards, Bungie would take us more serious... You ever think of that? If Bungie employees where required to have beards I'm sure work productivity would rise at least 343%

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  • How about you stop telling yourself tales and think logically. A clump of pixelated hair will not do anything that you or I listed. Beards are not magical, Beards are not some mystical being. However highly you elevate it, with your fairytales and (hipster?!?!, not even sure what to call u) it will not amount to much.

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  • [quote]How about you stop telling yourself tales and think logically. A clump of pixelated hair will not do anything that you or I listed. Beards are not magical, Beards are not some mystical being. However highly you elevate it, with your fairytales and (hipster?!?!, not even sure what to call u) it will not amount to much.[/quote]you know what, you're right. I'm done with this beard thing.

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  • Edited by iTzPurePoison: 1/30/2015 3:30:24 PM
    Now get back to the vault of glass where you belong! (Put were instead of where ahah)

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  • WRONG! it would solve everything! Screw extra vault space! Store weapons in your beard!

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  • See this guy knows what's going on.

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