If your Character(s) died in Destiny, what would your Epitaph read?
"Here lies a great Gunslinger,
Fast with an itchy trigger Finger.
The women he did Bed,
Except the one he Wed.
She was a faster Sunsinger."
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Here lies the bones of Moby Dick Blessed at birth with a cork screw prick Spent his life on a savage hunt Searching for a woman with a corkscrew cu.nt Finally found her and dropped down dead God d@mned b;tch had left hand threads
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"Was hated by RNGesus" :(
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"Never paid for pussy"
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Here lies a fallen Meerkat, who thought he could troll Master Rahool. [spoiler]#DeathByRahool[/spoiler]
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Titan who got one-shotted before he could pop a bubble
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killed my misadventure or torch hammer. Pick one.
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RxG x Reaper was stomped on by Crota at last hit
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Here lies Epic man's whole raid team. Someone didn't shoot the oversoul.
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R.I.P Jorge L C Here lies a great Guardian who had the courage to stand against a god. "killed by misadventure"
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It tasted funny
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"I said SHOOT THE -blam!-ING ORACLES!!!!"
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Cheese and Pepperoni!
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Edited by spooke2k: 4/5/2015 3:20:47 PMHere lies someone who's bloody annoyed And quietly sulking
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Here lies a titan. It loved hulksmashing that much, it smashed her self to titan heaven
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*Person walks up to grave* "There is nothing on this grave:.." *I jump out of grave on fire* "HA! SUNSINGER SON!" *Shoots in face*
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Here lies a Voidwalker who's last words were: "Freaking Fists of Panic everytime!"
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Here lays a badass mother-blam!-er but was too gjallarhorny
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"Tried to fire a rocket at the Templar. Didn't know what 'Detained' was."
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Don't touch my gjallarhorn.
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There was a wall in front of my nova bomb...
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Here lies a friggen BAWS
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Misfortune
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Friendship is Space Magic
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Edited by thewiz248: 4/4/2015 12:53:23 AM"I said DO NOT shoot the oversoul. He was almost dead."
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Arrrrrrgg....
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Here lies Snoo-phi Without a Hawkmoon & a Gjallarhorn His gameplay became lullaby