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Edited by LunaticFringe2A:
1/29/2015 7:00:22 PM
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What would your Tombstone read?
If your Character(s) died in Destiny, what would your Epitaph read?
"Here lies a great Gunslinger,
Fast with an itchy trigger Finger.
The women he did Bed,
Except the one he Wed.
She was a faster Sunsinger."
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All he wanted to do was rocket jump.... That ragdoll tho -Casual Lyrics
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1 Reply"Ayy lmao" -O5amaBinDead, 2015
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He was old and slow, but he never left a fellow guardian behind.
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Titan: lived by the bubble died by the bubble Sunsinger: went out in a blaze of glory
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6 Replies"Fućk My Parents. May They Burn In Hell. -blam!-." [spoiler]im not -blam!-ing joking[/spoiler]
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Edited by Krazey Ivan: 3/11/2015 11:14:43 PM"Here lies Edmund Blackadder and he's bloody annoyed about it." Quote from Blackadder go's forth. Insert name where applicable :)
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My main is an Exo, so I'm thinking something along the lines of "-blam!-ING EMP!"
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"Here lies Caboose, the only one who managed to kill his entire team at one point or another..."
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May he get Gjallarhorn in the afterlife
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No lie but I've seen an actual headstone that said "well this sucks"
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[quote]If your Character(s) died in Destiny, what would your Epitaph read? "Here lies a great Gunslinger, Fast with an itchy trigger Finger. The women he did Bed, Except the one he Wed. She was a faster Sunsinger."[/quote] These ate the trees of ruin. Of the seeds we do not speak of.
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Here I sit broken hearted tried to s@%# but only farted
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tell my last word... i love her
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7 RepliesYou're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jis Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Ledendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ... [spoiler]Not taking credit for this. It all goes to the comedic genius Rob Cantor.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHere lies Iwasshotdead She was shot dead By a boomer....while on boomer duty.
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Never skirmish with randoms.
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Here lies the worst Crucible player ever
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A real pro lies here
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"Wait for it...." Self rez bam
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"I told you i was sick you bastards"
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Edited by pulvis ira: 3/11/2015 12:23:21 PMThat is well done. I'm not nearly so clever, so I won't even get creative. But I really think Springsteens [i][b]Further On Up The Road[/b][/i] would be an excellent fit: [spoiler]Where the road is dark and the seed is sowed Where the gun is cocked and the bullet's cold Where the miles are marked in the blood and gold I'll meet you further on up the road Got on my dead man's suit and my smilin' skull ring My lucky graveyard boots and song to sing I got a song to sing, keep me out of the cold And I'll meet you further on up the road. Further on up the road Further on up the road Where the way dark and the night is cold One sunny mornin' we'll rise I know And I'll meet you further on up the road. Now I been out in the desert, just doin' my time Searchin' through the dust, lookin' for a sign If there's a light up ahead well brother I don't know But I got this fever burnin' in my soul So let's take the good times as they go And I'll meet you further on up the road Further on up the road Further on up the road Further on up the road Further on up the road One sunny mornin' we'll rise I know And I'll meet you further on up the road One sunny mornin' we'll rise I know And I'll meet you further on up the road.[/spoiler] I mean, it's got all the components. Resurrection, loaded guns, wandering the desert, graveyard boots, smiling skulls, light and dark...
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He still sucks at Crucible!
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3 RepliesLb + Rb For Radiance
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Here lie Titan. Titan smash things. Titan -blam!- hunter female hard. Titan -blam!- her long time. Titan die happy.
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My Tombstone would read: Thin crust pepperoni.
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R.I.P. Sunsinger Warlock Nevermind, selfres ftw.
