If your Character(s) died in Destiny, what would your Epitaph read?
"Here lies a great Gunslinger,
Fast with an itchy trigger Finger.
The women he did Bed,
Except the one he Wed.
She was a faster Sunsinger."
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Rip in pea... [b]PSYCH![/b] *self res*
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Here lies the man who helped the Traveler. Here lies the man who cared for his fellow guardians. Here lies the man who raided the Vault, killed a god, and saved our city. Here lies a man, nay, a Guardian, strong and true, who may have saved us all.
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Ur nan *drops mic*
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Here Lies Targus, Tried to get Gally from Omnigol, Got -blam!-ed in the ass and lost my virginity.
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"Dinklebot couldn't open the door fast enough"
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He only got 2 last words
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"This sunsinger was blinded in a cum storm. He didn't see crota standing up"
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Zhu li didn't do the thing!
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"She didn't know how to use that thing."
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"That one guy"
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This dumb ass bought destiny RIP
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I did my best
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"Here lies Hector, he has no eyes, no ears nor tongue. He walks the the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all the dead will know, there's Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles!"
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Here lies a short fuse titan, he couldn't punch fast enough
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"-blam!- it's dark in here..."
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Told you i was sick............. OR........... quite isnt it?
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"Here lies the greatest asshole there ever lived, who died by sticking cherry bomb's in the toilets! -blam!- this guy! Oh, well, onto the next one!"
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Here Lies Tick "The Hunter" Tock His enemies called his left and right hands "Fatebringer" and "Last Word"
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.... [i]Goddamn Golden Penis[/i]
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Beam fuel can't melt steel jet
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Lookin for something
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Would rather be here then church
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Here lies an idiot Titan, his last words were: YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here lies a Hunter. He had all the Grace of a dying Flamingo. All he wanted..... were some Guardrails for the Black Garden
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Edited by Bruce_ki: 4/1/2015 4:37:50 PMHere lies Bruce_ki He thought he could punch faster Than the guy with the blaster.
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"I told the doctor I was sick!"