My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems."
We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste.
So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people.
Jesus
Abraham Lincoln
Gandalf
Leonidas
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Si Robertson
Fidel Castro
ZZ Top
Wolverine
St. Nicholas
The entire NFL in November
Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis
Obi-wan Kenobi
[b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b]
[i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i]
Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.
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[quote]Jesus Abraham Lincoln Gandolf Leonidas Mr. T Chuck Norris Si Robertson Fidel Castro ZZ Top Wolverine St. Nicholas The entire NFL in November Zach Gjalifinakis[/quote] none of these people are real
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Yes! And a like for that amazing list of bearded men.
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Let's not be sexist, beards for the female characters too!
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As a man who rocks a glorious beard in real life, I'd love to be able to represent it virtually.
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Neck beard Tyme!!!
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Beard bump.
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Totally want a Fidel Castro beard.
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Beard Bump
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And soup so we can get it stuck in our beards like a bunch of red necks!
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What about Lady Beards? You sexist pig!
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There was a HUGE outcry for beards after the alpha... they even addressed it an hinted to many more features being added shortly after... shows how much bungie listens now.
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You all act like Bungie actually even reads posts like this. As cool as it might be. It won't happen.
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Exos with beards???
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Yes, and hipster glasses, flannel shirts and beanies.
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I agree. My beard is strong. My Guardian should also have a strong beard.
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This this and more of this I haven't shaved my face since December dammit I want my hunter to look like a woodsmen just like me! Besides let's be real why wouldn't a hunter have a beard ?
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I'd like scars as well. Facial hair would definitely be great (possibly less so on the exos), and possibly an eyepatch.
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Cant grow a beard in RL. Needs it in a video game.
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Bump bump bump1111!!! Show you're listening Bungie!!!111 We demand this and won't stop!!! Bump bump111
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Edited by SarsparillaGorilla: 1/29/2015 11:54:31 PM[quote]Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis[/quote] I died.
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I agree. Add beards to the character builds. There is nothing like a fury face to scare off the minions of darkness.
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I have to shave..every....single...-blam!-ing....day for work. Don't make my guardian go through the same pain as me. Beards for 2015.