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Edited by OLYMPUS VI:
1/30/2015 5:15:03 AM
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I Want My Man Beard... Now Bungie
My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems."
We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste.
So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people.
Jesus
Abraham Lincoln
Gandalf
Leonidas
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Si Robertson
Fidel Castro
ZZ Top
Wolverine
St. Nicholas
The entire NFL in November
Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis
Obi-wan Kenobi
[b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b]
[i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i]
Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.
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I just want the ability to change my appearance on my character whenever I want
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This is the reason why I have created male characters only to delete them shortly thereafter. I have a beard and I want my character to have a beard.
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Beard for my Exo plz
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Please let xur sell beards. Or nerf them into the ground.
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How are you gonna grow a beard if you don't have any balls, Atheon?
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Don't forget Zakk Wylde and Dimebag Darrell
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Mister miyagi SON
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1 ReplyIn Cosmodrome, Beard wear you...
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The chuck Norris beard can come with a new fist/chin melee!
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1 ReplyWith great Beard, comes great responsibility.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi!
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Bungie's response: [quote] The goal behind Destiny is that the player feels like they are part of a team. With that in mind we feel like beards would make the player feel unique and possibly ostracized from his group. For this reason we decided to remove beards as well as most other unique identifying features of your character. That's also why there are only one or two choices for top level gear at most; to make people feel like they belong. That and the artists didn't feel like creating more content. Bill and Dave only work part time. [/quote]
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I don't know how we can beat Atheon if he had a beard. Beard are power, I can relate with that Dexter's Laboratory episode. [spoiler]Lmao[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou can't have a beard list without dumbledore [spoiler]or Osama bin laden hehehe[/spoiler]
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I'd rather have a handlebar mustache.
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You must defeat Sage to earn your beard.
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Dude I want my warlock awoken female to have a broad beard! #trannystatus
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I can go with beards.
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2 RepliesI feel your beardless pain, but lets get raid/heavy ammo/etc fixed first.
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Chuck Norris should have been first.
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2 RepliesWhat's next skinny jeans?
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3 Replies[quote]Jesus Abraham Lincoln Gandolf Leonidas Mr. T Chuck Norris Si Robertson Fidel Castro ZZ Top Wolverine St. Nicholas The entire NFL in November Zach Gjalifinakis[/quote] none of these people are real
