My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems."
We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste.
So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people.
Jesus
Abraham Lincoln
Gandalf
Leonidas
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Si Robertson
Fidel Castro
ZZ Top
Wolverine
St. Nicholas
The entire NFL in November
Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis
Obi-wan Kenobi
[b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b]
[i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i]
Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.
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Bump!!
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Edited by GrJoe68: 1/29/2015 5:48:56 PMMan, I was so prepared to jump on here and type something snarky.... then I read your post. Wonderful and funny. Santa Claus Dumbledore MLK had a moustache, but, hey.. facial hair.
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Si Robertson. Lolzzzz
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You forgot dumbledore and most pirates and grizzley adams.
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Sweet. And for every 100 hours logged, it unlocks access to longer and longer beard options. talk about swag... Forget glohoo, you see rip van winkle running around the tower, everyone instantly knows what's up.
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Look to the leadership during the American Civil War. Now those guys had beards. Burnside, Lee, Grant, Stuert, Hooker, Hancock, Pickett, Longstreet. Beards
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Atheon with a beard would make me do VoG again lol BUNGIE MAKE IT HAPPEN
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We don't need "lumbersexual" guardians running around the tower.