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[spoiler]I don't even.[/spoiler]
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A dog I was petting did that to me once. I was like, "That's it! I'm taking him home with me as my new pet!"
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*looks around* .....oh
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*gets out condoms*
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I'm telling mom
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This is stupid.
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*almost spills hot chocolate* *pushes face away* Never. Spill. My. Hot chocolate. * sips hot chocolate *
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*Gets shot in the face*
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*Violently accepts it* [spoiler]Sup bruh[/spoiler]
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*seductively rips off your tongue* ◉‿◉ [spoiler]can you odd? ಠ_ರೃ [/spoiler]
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*aggressively looks about*
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*expresses multiple attitudes simultaneously*
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*violently knees in genitals*
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Calm down, Magnussen.
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*violently punches back*
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Ahhh gross
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Ayy lmao
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Edited by Shiba: 1/29/2015 1:55:58 PM*violently sits still, confused off what is even happening* ( >~>)
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(^ω^)
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*face is removed in process* *Mass Blood loss* *Death*
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Annnnd you have aids
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Mfw [spoiler]( ‾ʖ̫‾)[/spoiler]
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*Violently fingers your anus
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Wrong head ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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I'm scard 0.0
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*accepts it and waits quietly*
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Plot twist: It was my dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)