Simple steps.
Step 1. Go to google
Step 2. Type your name
Step 3. Add "the pony" after your name
Step 4. Cry
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>I was only 9 years old >I loved Lenny so much, I had all the special Lenny faces in my copy and paste list >I pray to Lenny every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Lenny is love" I say; "Lenny is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Lenny >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Lenny >I am so happy He whispers into my ear “Oh bby” >He grabs me with his powerful Lenny tentacles and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Lenny >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Lenny >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Lenny >He ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in a mighty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Lenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) now." >Lenny leaves through my window >Lenny is love. Lenny is life.