The Friend-Zone is like a desert, because everyone in there is thirsty and ain't getting any water
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Personally, I think the friend zone is bullshit. For all I know, you could be some loner slob who plays video games all day! [spoiler]pretty sure I just described myself lol [/spoiler] If dating is going to happen, I have to get to know them first. AKA: (Ready for this?) BEING FRIENDS. So really, the "friend zone" is more like a bridge than a desert. (Don't hate me.)
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The friend zone is like being the OP. It's an excuse for fgts to give up on women (or men).
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It's like a Chinese finger trap, easy to get into, difficult to get out of.
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Who needs women when you have a toaster? It can toast bread and bagels, and is an excellent fit for your dick. Women will never compare to the warm clasps of a toaster.