If you have the word wolf in your name
If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.
You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.
So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.
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Edited by Sloob, Grinder of Balls: 4/6/2015 2:13:22 PMInb4ban.
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Edited by Autolycus: 1/29/2015 6:23:01 PMI actually have seen plenty of wolves where I live. Also, [url=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc]ur mum[/url]
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Your* I jk
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OP is dumb confirmed
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Oh my you were unbanned ^_^ yay!! Welcome home!"
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TL;DR 0/8 m8 you had no b8 go masterb8.
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But I have seen a wolf...
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My REAL name is wolf (Ulf)... why are you calling me stupid? :(
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Pfft my gamer tag is downzsnwleopard so yes I am dumb but I'm also special
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Do I need to pay the $15?
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I really wish Wolfers would see this thread.
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What do you care, And i Have seen a wolf.
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changed my name to rustle jimmies
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What if your a wolf that uses a computer?
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I'm afraid the [Unorigionality Creativisim] tax is already in place. Please pay [100 Minerals] to continue existing. Failure to comply will result in a Zergling ruining your day for seemingly no reason. Killing the Zergling will ten-fold the price.
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Well the guy whos gamertag is.... WOLF is the original. He will be taxing you shortly :)
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The rustled jimmies is strong with this one.
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Do you know that not everyone can have a different name? Did you know that your name has wolf in it?
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Someone's butthurt.
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Used Splash
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Edited by king of masons: 1/27/2015 9:34:05 PMYou can not declare a tax only I can, I am the king of masons.
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[b]Wolf[/b]ha
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Edited by FishBlues: 1/27/2015 9:30:03 PM[b]WolfBlues[/b] For president 2015
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A rusty spoon?