If you have the word wolf in your name
If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.
You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.
So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.
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Ok.... But I should say i only call myself Wolf cause its better than 'Wolverines Claw'
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Everyone who is reading this change you profile name so it has wolf in it!! :D
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Well crap
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You're a hypocrite! :D
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Your* -blam!-ing idiot
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I'll collect your $15 tax thank you
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Edited by Hasaabitt: 9/26/2015 8:35:06 PMLol. Good one
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I would ask you to owe yourself $15 but I actually read posts
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Pls I am of teh woof
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Edited by Tactical wolf: 9/22/2015 2:21:47 PMPs i have seen a wolf in person
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Change your name...?
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Cry a river. build a bridge. get over it.
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I lost all respect for wolves when I saw a video of a wolf eating a deers leg, [b]while the deer watched[/b]. At least kill the damn deer, my gosh...
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Hehe, this is satire right?
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Edited by Autolycus: 9/2/2015 12:24:09 AM[quote]If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original.[/quote] Nor do I claim to be. [quote]You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.[/quote] Wrong on both accounts. [quote]You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.[/quote] Cheers mate. [quote]So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.[/quote] Nah. TL;DR: OP is saltier than the ocean.
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I saw the title and was just,"Well gee thanks. That doesn't hurt or anything. Ass."
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I'm sorry ;_;
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Wolf master race
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[b][u]700TH POST[/u][/b]
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Ik, get over it