Does anyone know? Know of the one who was the original original poster? The one who was the father of all original posts, and those that come after him being simple imitators to his glorious power? The first to post on B.net? The Internet? The mail system? The first to write a letter? In a written language? The first to use concrete tangible communication?
It is inscribed in the first writing utensil of the Roman Forum,
"One OP to rule them all, One OP to find them,
One OP to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Post where the Shadows lie."
It is our duty to find him, and praise him in all of his glory.
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Thar's ye answer
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Achronos was First. He must be the real OP.
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[quote]Dear diary. Today, OP was a FGT[/quote]
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ThHHOxlck
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There are some thing I don't even know about b.net
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A fgt
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Pff me of course?
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The first fgt.
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OOP is a fgt [spoiler]jk hail hydra[/spoiler]
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The original op, IS [spoiler]that fag named Oliver phagt[/spoiler]
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The first email sent was 'qwertyuiop'
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It's Goku
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Vandal savage?
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Achronos.
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Well, OP. Legend tells of the first coming of OP, at its climax (heh) a massive wave of fa[u][/u]ggotry consumed the site for days on end... Finally the user was brought forth... The Fa[u][/u]ggotborn, the genesis of all OP's.
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Edited by Seven: 1/26/2015 5:48:00 AMStosh [spoiler]but really not really at all[/spoiler]
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The 13 colonies are OP of the declaration of independence
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Illuminati was the first to post
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Asking who is the original OP is the same as saying pokepatrick1 just shit himself. [spoiler]I shit myself.[/spoiler]
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⊂_ヽ A \\ Y Y \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)L < ⌒ヽM / へ\ A / / \\ O レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / / ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ[spoiler]Lenny is the true OP. Bow before his glory.[/spoiler]
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Achronos
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Update in the search. We've discovered an ancient lineage of OP royalty. Many of the citizens at the time believed this family shared blood the the original OP. Above is a dramatization of an average ceremony.
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A huge fig.