So here's a checklist to tell if you could be an acquaintance of mine in real life
I don't expect internet people to meet these expectations
[ ]Do you support abortion?
[ ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old?
[ ]Are you a liberal?
[ ]Do you support gays?
[ ]Do you support the legalization of weed?
[ ]Do you like today's rap music?
[ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs?
[ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons?
[ ]Do you think you're a "badass"?
[ ]Do you watch anime?
[ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]?
If you would say yes to any of these questions, we could not be friends.
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Edited by Swagu: 1/24/2015 10:39:48 PM[quote]So here's a checklist to tell if you could be an acquaintance of mine in real life I don't expect internet people to meet these expectations [ x ]Do you support abortion? [ x]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? [ ]Are you a liberal? [ x]Do you support gays? [ x]Do you support the legalization of weed? [ ]Do you like today's rap music? [ x ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? [ x]Do you [b][i]know[/i][/b] you're a "badass"? [ ]Do you watch anime? [ x ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? [b][i]Using soap everyday is bad for your skin, you filth ridden plebe.[/i][/b] If you would say yes to any of these questions, we could not be friends.[/quote]