So recently, Bungie has released hard mode for the Crota's End raid on Destiny. However, I would like to know why Bungie hires perverts, and this game is not rated M by the ESRB. On the front page, where the news about the Hard Raid was made, there are 2 guardians, and their main feature is their ass. Just 2 guardian asses, no face, just ass. This display of pixels that are made to look rounded into the shape of a butt, are far too sexually arousing. I suggest a nerf. Nerf the butts till they become flat, or get the ESRB to change the game to M for sexual content. Children of the age of 13 should not be allowed to see this, since they will begin shooting blanks all over their room. Also, this will greatly reduce profit on your next DLC, since the childrens' parents will wall into there room, see them going at it, and take their game away. Which will result in them no longer buying the DLC. Seriously Bungie, why do you allow perverts to make your games? This is a very serious problem and needs to be fixed. The fix will be simple though, and with the rate Bungie works at, there should be able to be a fix for this in about 7.8-10 years. Also, this should be put in front of all of your other problems. (ex: error codes, overly nerfed weapons, gambling addictions from the game, etc.) It is far more important than all of your other issues. Also, I can see why Microsoft no longer wanted Bungie, they're all a bunch of perverts. Us Americans, are not perverts, but those Sony Japanese sure are. Look at all that stuff coming out of Japan (hentai, anime, child porn, etc.). Well anyways, this problem should be dealt with immediately.
Thank you for your time.
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You sir, are an imbecile.