Just as title says, but [b]PLEASE keep it clean![/b]
My weirdest was when I was a with an old girlfriend and yelled at her "Come at me bra!" She threw her bra at me..
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This one time, my bitch was sitting on my face. Well she -blam!-ing shat all over my neck. Bruh! I can't even. That's not even the wierdest part; she started rubbing it all over my chest. Wierdest. Night. Ever.