Because boots. I've said something about kicking someone's ass with my boots so many times that it's become part of my persona. [spoiler]I sometimes sleep with my boots on.[/spoiler] I have: Combat boots Work boots Snowboarding boots Snow boots Fancy boots If a friend starts talkin mad shit, i ask them "do you see these boots?" And once they answer that, I tell them to call 911 because they will need surgery to get my boot out of their ass. Also if someone joins my game and starts acting like a bitch while I'm party leader, I tell them to repeat the party leader's gamertag to me and I tell them that they're getting das booted. #rekt. Ain't nobody fück with the boots.