So here's a checklist to tell if you could be an acquaintance of mine in real life
I don't expect internet people to meet these expectations
[ ]Do you support abortion?
[ ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old?
[ ]Are you a liberal?
[ ]Do you support gays?
[ ]Do you support the legalization of weed?
[ ]Do you like today's rap music?
[ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs?
[ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons?
[ ]Do you think you're a "badass"?
[ ]Do you watch anime?
[ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]?
If you would say yes to any of these questions, we could not be friends.
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Edited by Swagu: 1/24/2015 10:39:48 PM[quote]So here's a checklist to tell if you could be an acquaintance of mine in real life I don't expect internet people to meet these expectations [ x ]Do you support abortion? [ x]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? [ ]Are you a liberal? [ x]Do you support gays? [ x]Do you support the legalization of weed? [ ]Do you like today's rap music? [ x ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? [ x]Do you [b][i]know[/i][/b] you're a "badass"? [ ]Do you watch anime? [ x ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? [b][i]Using soap everyday is bad for your skin, you filth ridden plebe.[/i][/b] If you would say yes to any of these questions, we could not be friends.[/quote]
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I'm not a liberal, vegetarian, or watch anime Everything else is a yes
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[ ]Do you support abortion? -Sure [ ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? - Yes [ ]Are you a liberal? -Yes [ ]Do you support gays? -Yes [ ]Do you support the legalization of weed? -Why not [ ]Do you like today's rap music? -Hell no [ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? -Only if really stupid [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? -Not anymore [ ]Do you think you're a "badass"? -Meh [ ]Do you watch anime? -No [ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? -Yes [spoiler]I know this is a joke, guys.[/spoiler]
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What is Op ?
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Edited by IrisIndulgence: 1/25/2015 3:41:20 AMI think you'd have better luck making friends on 4chan.
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Haha. What about old school rap?
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Edited by IlI Sukhoi IlI: 1/25/2015 3:38:25 AMI don't judge or hate
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You lost me at "Could"
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We can't because of ur name.
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Edited by SwarmRunner: 1/24/2015 6:12:11 PM[ ]Do you support abortion? [ ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? [ ]Are you a liberal? [ ]Do you support gays? [ ]Do you support the legalization of weed? [X]Do you like today's rap music? [ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? [ ]Do you think you're a "badass"? [ ]Do you watch anime? [ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? Can we still be friends?
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[ ]Do you support abortion? [X]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? (Roughly) [ ]Are you a liberal? [ ]Do you support gays? [ ]Do you support the legalization of weed? [ ]Do you like today's rap music? [ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? [X]Do you think you're a "badass"? [X]Do you watch anime? (RWBY counts) [ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]?
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I found it hard to masturbate to this.
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You lost me at friends.
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I only like one rapper. Childish Gambino. He's actually a good rapper who can rap and not rely on cussing every two seconds. Yes he cusses, but waaaay less than the likes of lil Wayne or kanye.
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No. You're a complete dumbass.
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R u srs or is this j/k?
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I got everything on the list checked except rap and vegetarian :/
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Ebola: The next XboxDotCom
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I said no to all of these!!!
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[quote]So here's a checklist to tell if you could be an acquaintance of mine in real life I don't expect internet people to meet these expectations [ ]Do you support abortion? [X]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? [ ]Are you a liberal? [X]Do you support gays? [X]Do you support the legalization of weed? [ ]Do you like today's rap music? [X]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? [ ]Do you think you're a "badass"? [ ]Do you watch anime? [X]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? If you would say yes to any of these questions, we could not be friends.[/quote] Ah well, no great loss; you're a fgt anyway!
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Edited by The Doctor: 1/24/2015 10:44:59 PM[ ]Do you support abortion? [ ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? [ ]Are you a liberal? [ ]Do you support gays? [ ]Do you support the legalization of weed? [ ]Do you like today's rap music? [ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? [ ]Do you think you're a "badass"? [ ]Do you watch anime? [ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? Can we still be friends?
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Nah, because of the age of the earth (I think the bible is metaphor. A day for God, who is as old as the universe and is at once everything in the universe is not the same as a day for us, obvs) also i support the legalisation of marijuana and sometimes I watch anime because non cartoon tv is usually quite boring. You sound like a square
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[Yes if it is before the development of the neural tube.]Do you support abortion? [ not sure, don't care ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? [ Libertarian ]Are you a liberal? [ right to marry? Yes. Gay pride parades no. ]Do you support gays? [no]Do you support the legalization of weed? [ no.]Do you like today's rap music? [ no]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? [no, I eat lots of meat]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? [ not really ]Do you think you're a "badass"? [ god no ]Do you watch anime? [yes ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]?
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Edited by beastbread: 1/24/2015 9:49:16 PMDo you support abortion? No, but if the baby will not survive being born, why carry for 9 months and endanger the mother? Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? Yes Are you a liberal? I hate Obama. Whatever that falls under is me. Do you support gays? I'm neutral Do you support the legalization of weed? Yes. It's safer than tobacco and tobacco is legal Do you like today's rap music? No. Older rap is WAY BETTER Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? I [b][u]am[/u][/b] Christian Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? HELL NO Do you think you're a "badass"? sometimes Do you watch anime? Not really. I have a soft spot for yugioh and Pokemon though. That was my childhood. Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? I shower every night