Edit: Hello Flood, I'm just bumping this to show who rules the forums now.
Lenny has been hard at work since he has came from the deep trollie depths of 4chan. He has taken many forums across the World Wide Web by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing them. We are lucky to have him here at B.net, but he feels not everyone is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing like they should. So he now plans to take down other deities like Shrek, Kim Jong Un and even Talos. Lenny is now building an army to stop all of them. Join him or suffer death from anal penetration. If you are onboard you must post the following on every thread you feel isn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing enough:
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This is Lenny. Lenny is building an army to start an uprising against the Desticles, Kim Jong Un and Shrek, plus other Internet Gods. All threads on B.net now belong to Lenny. Join or get anally penetrated to death.
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Atheists aren't allowed to worship
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Edited by ZireRanger: 1/24/2015 5:18:40 AMTalos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Lenny overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the Lennies take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what do the Ninjas do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Ninja machine enforces the will of the Lenny! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Flood! Trust in the words of ZireRanger! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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I can't make them ('?') Tried and failed
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Guess who's back, back again, Lenny's back, to -blam!- your friends. ⊂_ヽ L \\ E \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) < ⌒ヽN / へ\ N / / \\ Y レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / / ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_ )
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⊂_ヽ A \\ Y Y \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)L < ⌒ヽM / へ\ A / / \\ O レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / / ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ[spoiler]Lenny is the true OP. Bow before his glory.[/spoiler]
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PRAISE ME!
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You can't beat me I will roundhouse kick this "Lenny" to protect my best friend Kim Kong Un and uncle Shrek.
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Edited by Authentic Verse: 1/24/2015 2:17:51 PMLennypede bump ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ……╚(██)╝ ………(█)
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Fvck Lenny
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I pray to only one God...Rahool
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\[T]/
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So rise up! Rise up, children of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Rise up, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Embrace the word of mighty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), he who is both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Divine!
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So... no bad punishment? Ayy lmao
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing say about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’ll have you know I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Seals, and I’ve been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I’m the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) forces. You are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the likes of which has never been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right now so you better prepare for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you call your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you in over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and that’s just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Corps and I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your little “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and now you’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you goddamn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fury all over you and you will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it. You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
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You guys are -blam!-ing idiots
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\ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ ⊂== / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_/
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You are an idiot. Lenny has been out God for years.
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Cause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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I will join now where is my free cookie
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Edited by Sgt Big One: 1/24/2015 11:52:34 AM/\ /|||||\ <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> ||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>> っ====) |==== | ╰====╯ /フフ \. ム`ヽ / ノ) ) ヽ / | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ.,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ / 丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/ `ヽ `ー-’人`ーノ 丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ LENNY GOD WORSHIP HIM
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⊂_ヽ L \\ E \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) < ⌒ヽN / へ\ N / / \\ Y レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / / ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ Lenny Bumpity
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This thread.... Lol this is great
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Shrek forever will be love and life!
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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Shrek.