Just as title says, but [b]PLEASE keep it clean![/b]
My weirdest was when I was a with an old girlfriend and yelled at her "Come at me bra!" She threw her bra at me..
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This one time, my bitch was sitting on my face. Well she -blam!-ing shat all over my neck. Bruh! I can't even. That's not even the wierdest part; she started rubbing it all over my chest. Wierdest. Night. Ever.
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May as well just bump the other thread.
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NSFW is more interesting
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Gave me a pink wig and a fez and told me to run into a room with my friends in it and yell "ITS NOT A PHASE MOM! THIS IS WHO I AM!"
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She Tell me that i play halo my response i only read the novels her turn: it has novels? Me: i..i just facepalmed
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Shit on my dick and jerked me off...
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Played halo 3 a while back for the nostalgia, met this INSANE girl. Talked more trash then I've seen anyone do in a while.
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Rаpe.
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In a dream or reality?