Before I tell you all what im going to do if xur sells my beautiful sexy Gally, I want to share with you the story of our first meeting.
One day I visited the tower on a friday.
Xur was young back then, naive too. He had no idea what he had just put on the market was to become the most sought after weapon in the game. Still, some ignored it, and others purchased on a whim, while most couldn't even afford it. I was among those that couldnt buy my way to the Gally, so i had to EARN it.
After that I dedicated myself to obtaining this weapon. I spent years grinding, fighting my way through hordes of enemies. By the time i had obtained all of the other exotics in the game Atheon had fallen by my hand over 1000 times. My spirit was broken and I lay there a broken, sodomized mess. *bloop* "Ten Inch Tyrron has invited you to play Destiny" I joined, as reluctantly as anyone ever could. "Lets do the vault." he said in his beautiful, deep african amercian voice. And so we did it and when Atheon died as he had 100000 times before the screen read "ChocolateMudBoy found [b]Gjallahorn[/b]" My bowels voided themselves and i became arroused. Contrary to logic and the recommendation of most professionals i did not seek medical attention when my erection lasted more then 4 hours. I leveled my gjallarhorn instead.
If Xurs sells it and you buy it, you do not deserve it. If Xur sells it, and you buy it, I will die. Please dont kill me.
Edit: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Xur has ghorn.
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I didnt buy Destiny til like the 3rd week so i missed it when Xur sold it....i got damn lucky and got mine from a Nightfall a while ago and i love it (def the best weapon in the game) but id love it if EVERYONE had it because it would make Raids, and Strikes alot easier if others had it. i honestly feel bad for the people who dont have it cause pretty much every post on the Raid forums say :Please be lvl 32 and have Ghallajhorn" People have come to actually rely too much on the Gally (most think you NEED like 5 Ghorns to beat Crota) when really you can do it with plenty of other weapons as long as your group is coordinated and on the same page. its sad to see so many people get rejected from Raid groups just because they dont have Gally