Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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[b]Symptoms:[/b] Patients diagnosed with Guardian disorder tend to believe they are in Destitardland, or have hallucinations of what they call "awakening the hive." Other symptoms include random dancing, schizophrenia, asking others to "join their fireteam", thinking Halo 5 will actually be a good game, and other miscellaneous cognitive issues. [b]Treatment:[/b] Stop playing Destiny. Don't buy Halo 5 until Halo: MCC is fixed. Get rid of that damned Ghost toy that came with your $500 version of the game you bought on eBay when you learned they sold out in the first 12 hours.