There I was. In orbit with my noob level 14 or something hunter. I click Y to access my friends list. "holy shit" my level 27 friend is being walked through weekly. I quickly sign out of my account to access my level 28 Titan. BOOM. Error code. "-blam!-ing damnit shit boobies!" I scream. I get this -blam!-ing baboon or some stupid mango or some -blam!-in thing whenever I try and log in.
I hard shut off my Xbox. Once I power it back on my friends list is missing. By this point I believe my balls may be purple I'm so filled with rage. I shut off my Xbox again.
Finally, it works. My xbone works! I join my friend, he's on Sepik. The level 30 is soloing it and we get to sit on the stairs and just watch him do all the work for us.
DJEKVISKGJRNFKFISJ the noise that Sepik makes as he has been defeated. Out I run, to trample his body and dance on it with my impulse-like, jumpy -blam!-ed up dance moves. The level thirty gasps. "What is it?" I ask. "You just got the best rocket launcher in the game." He says. I look on the right side of my screen.
[b]PrEmIuMxHaVoC has received: Gjallarhorn.[/b]
I might have just pissed my pants. Actually, I probably wasn't having that feeling because I am a noob and didn't know what Gjallarhorn was.
In the end, the strike for me was about three minutes and I received my beloved baby, gjally.
Thanks [u]RNG[/u]
The end
(edited for hashtags)
[spoiler]We smashed after. You know, the rocket launcher and I. [/spoiler]
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Meanwhile, silly bollocks here who has 610 hours or so hasn't had one drop yet. In fact, if it wasn't for Xur I wouldn't have a lot, especially armour. I think I've had 2 exotic pieces drop in all the time. The rest was from Xur Absolutely shite loot system