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1/22/2015 2:09:36 AM
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Uncle Guerrilla's Barracks Stories and Other Puckered Up Shit
Ok kiddies. I want to hear about the messed up shit that happened in your barracks, in the motor pools, out to sea and in the field. Down range, in garrison and everywhere in between.
And if you try and tell me that you knew a private that tried to hang himself with a floor buffer from the third floor window or the time your buddies wife sent him cookies baked with his neighbor/ brothers baby batter in it with a video of her screwing him I will know you're full of shit.
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While deployed to Iraq in 2005 my platoon was gearing up for a route clearance mission. One of my crew members forgot the plugger in his locker in our CHU and I was tasked to go and grab it. I opened his locker and there was the plugger along with a couple dozen Gatorade bottles full of piss. He had a collection. I gagged worse than the time I watched two girls one cup. After that day I couldn't look at the guy without seeing his collection of piss.
