MY DOG GOT STUCK IN MY BIRDHOUSE AND NOW THE BOOGEYMAN IS HAVING TEA WITH HIM!!! IF I DONT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT WALMART IS GOING TO SUE ME! OH GOD WHY ME?!?!?!?
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QUICK!!! THERES NO TIME TO WASTE!! PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER AND WRIGHT A LETTER TO WALMART.