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1/21/2015 9:11:28 AM
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Can this be true?

Well, hello! I, Imbakedbeans aka Miguel sometimes I go by beans, miggie lumps, whiskers merely for the fact that I can't grow a full bushy beard. Some say I have a little Indian in me others say I haven't hit puberty yet -___- haha which ok it's a little funny for me being 30 yrs old👴. I've been single for a whole year, I'm not trying to look for a lady👸 on here (or a dude says the funny guy on the other side of this hahaha) I just got bored and plus the girls that do play games always disguise👀 themselves to keep from being bothered by horned up teens and middle aged dudes trying to rub one out. I've been playing online for 14 years now so yah I know, sheehs as many times an anus was offered I'm surprised no-one turned out 👬gay. I wouldn't expect anything less from my fellow 💪comrades, wouldn't you? Don't get it wrong yes I'd be there making the girl uncomfortable too if only to make her or others laugh hell if she can pop some random ass jokes she's got a pair and that my friends is a hell of a 👩woman👍. But I'm not an a-hole 💩or douche I'll stop if they don't like it I'll respect a lady but you're a dude crying😭 about a game the train 🚂 (choo choo)doesn't stop for you. Enough about that, the reason I go on about stuff is because I had enough dating sites if it happens it happens. I just want to make new friends 😚 sorry 😎 maybe a lone the way I nice lady and of course I'll love you no matter what if you wanna be a 💕Titan or a Warlock 💕. Oh yeah don't be a dick👎 be a dude👍 when doing the bounties. 💃 onwards friends onwards

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