You are filth. Only a thing born of pure hatred and bred in the most oppressive cesspool of depravity could ever even conceive of harming someone like Shpip. Considering that Shpip's face can disarm barbarians, defuse ticking time bombs, and (studies have shown) increase longevity in people and kittens, you would also need to be completely oblivious to the tender warmth of his gentle features. My conclusion: you are Evil. Not "you have evil characteristics", but you [i]are[/i] Evil; [i]The[/i] Evil. And I will find you.