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1/21/2015 12:45:48 AM
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how do i got womanz?
plz halp flod, i wan 2 got sum womanz butt duntno 2 healp mee pleasze yus?
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Show her your pokemanz
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1) find a womanz 2) slip finger in her bum hole 3) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 4) Profit!!
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Start your own kissing company
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1 ReplyTry blackpeoplemeet.com That's like Ebola's Heaven
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Well my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back..., do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps
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Um, get rich and buy a lot of drugs. They'll come to you.
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Show them your weewee!
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5 RepliesWtf is toast envelope
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[i]*pssst*[/i][spoiler]show her ur poose[/spoiler]
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2 Replies[spoiler] First I would have you undress yourself and lay flat on your back. I would then proceed to pour a trail of honey down your ever so sweet body, that I like to call heaven. Once the honey was in place, I would lick it off ever so gently with the tip of my tongue until I could hear you start to softly moan...at which point I would move up from your moist thighs to your neck and start immediately, passionately, kissing and caressing your soft tender skin. When I believe your no longer able to withhold yourself, I would have yourself tied down to the bedposts using velvet satin and take my fingers, and ever so lightly, dance them down your side and then into your delectable body. I would stop only after the spasms threatened to loosen the bonds around your hands. Moving my mouth to within a whispers reach away, I would ask with my delicate, but assertive voice, what final act you would have me perform on you, which I would proceed to do until your gasps of pleasure rendered your words inaudible. After you finally release your last cry, I would untie your wrists and leave your sweat soaked body to lay on the bed, if only to continue in the next hour... [/spoiler]
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You must first attract the womanz, then you show you care and you can feel and you gots a brain, and da womanz liek u
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1 ReplyI found... the misspelling!
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8 Repliesgrowsomeballs.jpeg
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3 RepliesGet a giant robot. Chicks dig giant robots.
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4 RepliesGo to school and learn to read and write...
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1 ReplySurprize buttsecks
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Play a game called just the tip
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Toast/envelope.
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SexBot pls toast ENVELOP
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Toast envelope
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step one: acquire toast Step two: acquire envelope step 3: ??? step 4: profits
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Have you tried Shepard's Gate?
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6 RepliesEdited by Railgun: 1/21/2015 12:56:32 AMLotz of moneh!!! Dey sai if u rish the grls be on yo dck.
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1 Replytalk abut hur lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then sey det ur hawt and sey dat u want the L and C wut hapenz.
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4 RepliesBuy one.
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15 RepliesIf you want a woman, you must be one with the woman, become the woman. Sex change is the only option.
