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Edited by Red Motive: 1/21/2015 9:34:23 AMYou're probably lying. I bet your title originally stated you needed 500 likes then when you almost reached your goal you knew people were going to call you out so you tacked on a one at the end... Plus no one would name their kid Omnigul unless they wanted a living punch bag.
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I would golden gun your kid
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I wouldn't, your kid would then be supered at school.
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We still waiting for "crota" birth certificate. He has been away for over a month now after receiving over 7000 likes. If I find that post again, I swear that I will switch my vote. Lil lying pr1ck.
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These are so old...
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Edited by False: 1/21/2015 7:25:52 AMBut Crota, the father of omnigul bangs her.
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LDR 5001 ...hmmm
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stupid topic. should name your kid weener
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Name your kid LDR to match the 5001 likes. [spoiler]get it? Haha, I should not quit my dayjob[/spoiler]
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Someone already posted the exact same thing except name would be Crota, real original you f u c k tard
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I hate you. Because you are so very stupid.
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Edited by Chrome Mongoose: 1/21/2015 5:37:16 AMSure, it all sounds good now, but think about what will happen in a few years. She comes home from school crying and you being the concerned parent that you are, ask what's wrong. She goes on to tell you about how she worked really hard on a class project. More than anyone in her class and was certain she'd earned an "A" for all her hard work only to be shocked when she received a "C" from her Prof. "But sweetheart, you were up to all hours working on that," you say in shock. "And I know how smart you are." "That's not even the worst part Dad," she says in between her tears. "Billy, the kid who is always asleep in the back of the classroom, HE got an 'A' and he didn't do anything but sleep in the back the whole time!" Indignant, craving justice, knowing your little screamer has been slighted, you demand to know which of her teachers would dare to snub your daughter and that's when all is made clear when she says "The head of the Archeology Department. Professor Rahool." Smiling, you hug little Omnigul's shoulder and tell her it'll be alright. "I'll call your Uncle Cayde. He'll have a little chat with Professor Rahool."
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Omnigul Beanie, I love it!
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Your wife said me and her could bone if you get 5000 likes. Careful careful
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What are you at?
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So hilarious and totally legit.
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Alright than I'll dislike it.
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Eh why not
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This is a great idea to make sure your kid hates you when they grow up
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Name them Atheon
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Hush Blueberry. See what I did there?
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disliked for unoriginality and horrible choice in names.
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I bet the funny arse replys on this Bulls@it post get more likes than your whore wife does in a sailors brothel....
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Edited by AcePiques: 1/21/2015 12:44:57 AMThese kind of post are getting stupid!!!! Have people validate your life by liking post is retarded!!!!! Get over yourself and your insecurities and live your life!!!! Also, if you name a child Omnigul you need to have child services take your child away because you're a bad parent!!!!