TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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I think a better punishment would have been collecting the child support for five kids for 18 years. Hed eventually gey tired of banging the new chick too- but he would always regret forking over all that monthly money and alimony and whatever else she took from him.