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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Edited by Cal Exabyte: 1/20/2015 1:10:09 PM[quote][b]SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! IN THE BAAAAAALLS! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! BALLS BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS! NOW! BULLETS IN THE BALLS! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE BALLSSHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE BALLS! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED BALLS!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE BALLS! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! BALLSSHOT! BOOM! BALLS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - BALLS! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! BALLSEY BALLSEY BALLS BALLS! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A BALLS SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY![/b][/quote] Random psycho [Borderlands 2]
