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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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GenesisNynja is a parasite. [b]Syptoms:[/b] GN(GenesisNynja) is a small arachnid parasite that lives just under the muscle layer. It feeds on muscle tissue, which causes aches and swelling. GN crawls up to the skin layer to excrete it's waste, which contains a substance that causes cell cohesion breakdown. As a result, gaping wounds open up as the skin 'melts' off the affected area. These wounds will bleed profusely until all the waste is flushed out by the blood, and the wound will begin to heal. [b]Treatment:[/b] GN should be taken care of immediately, as the wounds can become infected and cause serious health issues. Unfortunately, the only way to treat GN is full-body chemotherapy.
