And then the alien dude was LIEK "bbbrrrasammm" and the other alien was liek "whhhaggggass" and then the guardian came and was liek "bitch please" and then went liek "ppppoassassssallmmaa" and kilt teh bad dude and saved teh universe and then the Exo Stranger was liek "it's dangerous to go alone, take this" and gives you her gun.
English
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>Its dangerous to go alone here take this Mfw Mfw i have no face
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*bungie hires you as lead story bro*