Randall once urinated in a semi trucks has tank as a joke, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Randall the Vandal can start a fire by running two ice cubes together
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Randall.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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These are all just chuck Norris joke knock offs. But hey if everyone else is doing it, I might as well join in Randall the vandal once threw a grenade, it killed 6 guardians. Then it exploded
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Can you tell us more about his partner in crime: Hank the Shank?
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Randall the Vandal does not read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants. Randall the Vandal does not call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Randall the Vandal will never have a heart attack - his heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Randall the Vandal's dick has a dick. His dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
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These are all facts