Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Me: really Charlie? (One of my bullies) I am the dumb one? I didn't get a. D- on the test where the teacher made sure to take calculators (don't have one) and made sure that certain kids didn't sit near others, or leave without doing jack and going back during advisory after there friends gave them answers. I got a a+, Him: pfft idiot I got f, know your facts and I got a a- on the retake. Me: after you knew the answers, cuz your friends gave them to you, I saw you looking at something in your sleeve as well, Him: your just jealous that you aren't as smart as me Me: how does lead paint taste like? Him: your stupidity. Me: homosapien Him: how dare you? I like girls! Your the homosapien! Me: wow your dumb, guess your homo erectus then Him: ???? Me: pay attention in history, it's one of mankinds stages of civilization. Him: retard Me: yet you say you know what lead paint taste like, and only get by in school via cheating. Him: gay. Me: you mean asexual? I don't like either, also is that your only comeback?