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Random(rosso approved) thread of randommess era: [spoiler]People always seem to post and then leave and the most things make are 10 posts. I want you to post as much, and as often as possible. I want as many references as you can fit into a sentence or picture as you can[/spoiler] ~The Qwerty Pub~ era: [spoiler] [quote]Welcome to the Qwerty Pub, Please, sit down and take a number, bub; Heroes and Villains, and all sorts of blokes Contribute to this fire that Qwerty stokes And just remember: It matter not what flavour your drink, What matters is how incoherently you think, And even though some think this thread is getting old, Each and every post still contains a little bit of comedy gold. So I welcome you to sit and stir; but mind what your told Or Bungie will resurrect the ninjas of b.old[/quote][/spoiler] SHOUTOUT TO [i]LASER[/i], WHO WAS HERE AT THE BEGINNING! FIGURED I SHOULD SHOUTOUT TO [i]BioSmiley[/i] SINCE HES IN HERE AS MUCH AS ME LATELY, AND [i]Everybody[/i] 'N' [i]The Necromancer[/i] 'N' [i]Darkarrow[/i]'N' [i]Novice[/i] STOP BY HERE A LOT 0-2000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 1:[b]Completed[/b]:We kept a conversation for an entire week! Challenge 2:[b]Completed[/b]:SPECIAL THANKS TO [i]SANDTRAP[/i] FOR THAT LAST BIT: Get this to 1000 Challenge 3:[b]Completed[/b]:Post a picture of a sloth and type something backwards all while balancing on one foot Challenge 4: [b]Completed[/b]:By[i] PASSIONATE PORCH[/i] Describe a colour, without saying the name, showing a picture, or mentioning something that is that colour. Challenge 5:[b]Completed[/b]: by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] Give me a good Challenge Idea Challenge 6:[b]Not Completed[/b]: Get Deej into this :D, made by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] (bobcast appeared once to yell at us) Challenge 7:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]The Suede Uzi[/i], [i]Hazardous Kow[/i], [i]ThePandaMan[/i], & [i]Enclave Soldier[/i] Create a story with someone Challenge 8:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Gaurdian[/i] Find the wierdest picture you can (best is now URL picture) Challenge 9:[b]Completed[/b]: Best Song? Challenge 10:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday! Challenge 11:[b]Completed[/b]: Give me ideas to keep this thread alive Challenge 12:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Scarecrow[/i] : Post your paste. Best was [i]The Suede Uzi[/i] Challenge 13:[b]Completed[/b]: Come up with a joke Challenge 14:[b]Completed[/b]: 2k posts (insert [i]Horizon[/i]'s HM here) [i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][/spoiler] 2000-3000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 15:[b]Completed[/b]: Tell a funny story Challenge 16:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]The Webmaster[/i]: Destiny Loot is 7 year old you Challenge 17:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]Gary[/i]:Describe your life with a song title Challenge 18:[b]Completed[/b]: April Fools Challenge 19:[b]Completed[/b]: A pun-tastic weekend Challenge 20:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] [i]NotDarkarrowsalt[/i]: Three Headed Monkey King! Challenge 21: [b]Completed[/b]: Mother's day is upon us. What have/ are you going to do? Challenge 22: [b]Completed[/b]: Before mount everest was [i]discovered[/i], what was the tallest mountain in the word? Answer: Mount Everest Challenge 23:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Brave Fencer[/i] Make a poem Challenge 24:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Sprüngli[/i]:[i]BioSmiley[/i]:[i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][i]Michael[/i][i]Snow[/i] 3000 posts[/spoiler] 3000-4000 posts [spoiler]Challenge 25:[b]Completed[/b]: Lets get a new url picture! Post the best picture you got! Challenge 26:[b]Completed[/b]: Complete Challenge 25 made by [i]DrkSteel[/i] Challenge 27:[b]Completed[/b]: Give some info on destiny Challenge 27.5:[b]Completed[/b]:Make a flood related catbug gif? By [i]m1silencer[/i] Challenge 28:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday 4.0! Post a gif with every post Challenge 29:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] Think of a paradox Challenge 30:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Qwerty the Great(thats me!)[/i] Dont think of a paradox Whale of a Challenge:[b][i]Completed[/i][/b]:Guess Space Whales Main Challenge 31(33):[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i],[i]Everybody[/i],[i]Mendicant Bias[/i],[i]Blonic[/i]:Make a ryhme for the Qwerty Pub Challenge 32(34):[b]Completed[/b]: Get it to 4000!!!!![/spoiler] 4000-5000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 35:[b]Completed[/b]:Post Jokes Challenge 36:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Ingloriouswho98[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[u][b][i]Chakas[/i][/b][/u];[i]Darkarrow[/i]: Write a weird short story. Exactly 10 sentences; By [i]BioSmiley[/i] Challenge 37:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Boom1616[/i]; talk in rhymes by [i]Ktan Dantaktee[/i] Challenge 38:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]Stalwart[/i];[i]Rhynerd[/i];[i]Liberty Prime[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[i]Mojo1965[/i];[i]M1Silencer[/i]: type a movie quote with only your knuckles. By [i]Stalwart[/i] Challenge 39:[b]Completed[/b]:5000 post [i]Thanks to Jake and all of the usual suspects[/i]*insert BannedNumpty in the body here*[/spoiler] 5000-9000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 40:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]DragonSniper3[/i];[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]IngloriousWho98[/i];[i]Boom1616[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]The Necromancer[/i]; Ask a weird question Challenge 41:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Dr. Torso 3[/i]; Make Bungieball Comix Challenge 42:[b]Completed[/b]: Get 7777 posts! Challenge 43:[b]Completed[/b]: Write a descriptive word for each letter of the main part of yours (or someone else's) username Challenge 44:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Addiecorps[/i]:[i]Ariadne81[/i]:[i]Dragon Sniper 3[/i] Take a random object, for example a toaster, and make a deep and profound exclaimation about it.[/spoiler] Challenge 45:[b]Noto Completo[/b]: First it was randomness, then a pub, now we move to another thing. What do you want it to be? Challenge 46:[b]Complete[/b]: 10k. Delusor got the final post, apparently its a big deal to him [b]Public Service Announcement[/b]: [quote]Party Hard[/quote] [i]Novice[/i] dug up the first post on this thread: [quote]Ugh. I can get this thread 100 replies if you want -Greene[/quote] Oh, we got it to 100 replies alright...

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  • a cowboy named bud -- Author Unknown A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U..S. Government", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. .... Now give me back my dog.

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