If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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Edited by Nate the Crook: 1/17/2015 1:19:29 AMSeriously Kudos, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Funniest shit I've read on here in so long. Years probably. Great post.
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[quote]I spent years[/quote] Spit my drink
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I feel like your #notsatire is actually #satire
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Bump Idc
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He's just crying cause he thinks xûr is for noobs and also cause he doesn't have the coins to buy it
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My icebreaker still kicks ass. Able to one shot boomers on crota's end.
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You made yourself worse for the Crota Hard raid because of a gun the Xur is selling?...................
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[b]"I spent years grinding..." lol Funnist shit I've read today.[/b]
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MudBoy is OG Icebreaker user. He was grinding for this weapon before Destiny was even an idea! [url]http://i.imgur.com/VTGCL50.jpg[/url]
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LMAO... Did he really say he spent years grinding it out for the IB?
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Lol made me laugh at how sad and pathetic of a human being you are. Satire or nosatire u sir are trash that needs to be Taking out
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I spent years not playing this game because that would be impossible.
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#hotpockets is basically every single icebreaker post on here
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Lol i don't see the big deal lol
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LOL! This guy...
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Go get laid man. Jesus. wear a condom though bc we don't want anymore of you.
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I literally earned it yesterday from iron banner. *sigh*
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You spent years?! HAHAHA!!! Keep crying, I need more "earner" tears for my bounties.
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Can you stop whining about who deserves it and who doesn't? People grind for those strange coins. Some people get lucky and don't have to grind at all to get that exotics, others do. I really hope they sell Gjhorn just to piss all the self-entitled elitists.
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Looks like the only thing you truly earned is that horrible KDR score...whats with all the horrible crucible scores 90% of these earners got ? I got 2 from random drops, bought the third one, will shard the next one that drops...its not a snowflake, its a sniper rifle...
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Eh you didnt really earn ice breaker dude. Rngesus just gave it to ya in vog. You are lucky to have got it. Be happy for that. Dismantling it just because xur is selling did you no good but an exotic shard from a great weopon. You should be happy that the new players can get there hands on a great weapon to help them progress through this game. Yeah maybe its unfair to you because you grinded forever to get it, but is everyone really a noob for buying this weapon? Technically we earned it because we had to earn coins to buy it, we didnt just get it as a randome luck of the draw. Xur sold it and we earned the coins to buy it. Im not trying to be rude in any way im just saying what it is.
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Got one day 2 launch bought 2 others from xur pre dlc got one from VOG dismantled one from CE chest kept it 2.0 dismantled old one bought another today!! So what where you saying?? Im not Mad but happy some buddys of mine finaly can have one :)
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Years?
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I got mine very early when it released. Acting elitist over grinding? XD pathetic, all you're doing is crying over your life being wasted Mine was a drop in crucible coming in 1st, mine was well earned compared to grinding by wasting time. Many aren't lucky enough for certain rng drops like u are, yet u still act elitist when u have no life? XD Quit crying & go outside
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I said the same thing after me and my buddies wore out your mom for 72 hrs. I said it will never be the same. Then I realized that it affects in no way just like the IB. By the way tell her to call me because my penis has developed a drip.
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It's shit pvp so who cares onley helps raids