If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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#troll
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Am I noob if I buy two more icebreakers?
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yesterday IB was one of the top weapon in destiny. today it sux??? :)
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I agree, ive spent about 4 years trying to get that gun, i finally got it by sacrificing a goat in my garden, burning a picture of xur then playing a hard run of vog with my ballsack dipped in a bucket of hot wax 8456 times to make sure i got it. All that hard work and mess i made now people can just buy it. It makes me so angry i might blow up my xbox then burn the destiny disk. Why dont destiny people realise they are ruining the game by doing this rodicklulusness. I have dismantled my IB so i dont get confused with one of these people that just buy guns to enjoy a game unlike the men like myself that earn it [spoiler]im joking, kill yourself[/spoiler]
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Oh shut up all of you it's a f u c king game who the hell cares. Now no one has an excuse for not having a good gun to go into the raid with. You're all spoiled brats. You never earned shit in this game it's all by chance so what if you spend hours grinding to get certain guns that's just means you have no god dam life.thanks for the tears today kids they taste extra salty
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Lol i bought 3 for each character. You mad bruh?
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Whats next XUR THE VEX MYTHOCLAST, RNGESUS WHY HASETH THO FORSAKEN US, is it because we are not men, is it because our sacrifice was not enough for such righteousness? Strike me down now and let nothing but ash and atom remaineth as i am noweth a failure, ,and as in me i mean my titan, dont actually stroke me down o.O
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I'm just gonna mute you. I don't care if it's satire it's better to just shut your f u cking mouth IMO. I'm just going to wait for an upgrade for mine.
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Edited by U6757109: 1/16/2015 12:16:38 PMI too had to face the unsettling X button as I dismantled my Icebreaker's life before my very eyes. Tears ran down my face, and I gazed upon my monstrous hands as they delivered perdition upon the soul of my Icebreaker. Blasphemy! Blasphemy! The blood rushed into my scrotum, and my erect erection quickly reverted into my stomach. I was no longer a man, but something else entirely. Is this the will of Jesus Christ? Is this the fate of my evolution? Who am I? Why am I here? Am I a man or a muppet?
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Yeah I know right? I was just walking around when I saw Xür selling heavy ammo synths. WTF!? I earned mine from grinding out all the golden chests and now people can just buy them. AND all they have to do is complete 3 weeks worth of one level 30 strike and they're completely stocked. If I see anyone using a synth I'm going to leave [spoiler]unless your playing darude sandstorm with it[/spoiler]
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[quote]I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon [/quote] [b]Bruh![/b]
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Caught that #Satire tag
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I bought my first Ice Breaker the first time Xûr sold it. My second came from a nightfall. Do I still qualify to be a noob?
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Ah the tags... Never forget to read the tags
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Hahaha, you don't earn anything in this game, its all random you twat I'm going to buy ice breaker today ;) jelly?
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cry baby... cry! hahaha! just quit! its sooo easy just quit or just suck it up!
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Edited by Astrothewarrior: 1/16/2015 11:06:24 AMSuck it
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LMAOOOOO. this is all I can do right now is just.... Lmao
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Edited by U6757109: 1/16/2015 11:04:06 AMAll these noobs who cheesed the Icebreaker by spamming the Weekly Heroic. NOOBS! You all suck!!!
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This is funny stuff! Keep it coming!
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10,000 completions hahah so funny. That's the shit d bags say too. "Yeah, finally got my vex on my 322nd hard clear"
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YES XUR IS FOR NOOBS YOU CANT BUY HIS WEAPONS WHAT ARE YOU A NOOB HAHHHKHGFTGHNBGUH-blam!-THISSHOTHHFHFGDFGFFGFDGH
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Can i haz hotpocket