If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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You got 19 vog clears 16 crotas clears . You are a casual and didn't earn anything.
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It's 'satire' not sattire and regardless stop making these -blam!-ing stupid threads, they aren't funny and are a waste of space
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Actually I earned the coins to get it soooooo I pretty much earned it.
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These 'satirical' posts about weapons from Xûr is really old. Its not funny anymore, [u]we get it[/u]
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Wow, dramatic much? Don't worry, mommy and daddy will still make you feel "special".
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I have saved all my coins for this... So yeah I do
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Plz peopl read the tags
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TROLLOLOLOL
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Sweet! Now I can buy a 3rd one for my puny Hunter
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I'm pretty sure satire only has 1 t :)
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Hey I like your story of grind but I think I'll just buy mine from xur.
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Didn't he sell it a long time ago? Who gave a -blam!- then and who gives a -blam!- now?
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Aww poor baby "earned" his ice breaker aww... Dude get over yourself. What does it matter that other people have it?
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My friend got his from his very first purple engram [spoiler]EARNED IT!![/spoiler]
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Satire*
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Yeah! Filthy Noobs!!! One of them took my Job yesterday!!! TO THE PILE!!!!!!!
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Anyone bichin about xur selling ib So you don't want your team to have good weapons, to help get through any raid etc you play on?? BTW I do have a maxed ib b4 xur
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Sad part is I have friends who don't play enough to have any strange coins for it xD
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GOD DAMMIT! We have another "earner vs zurgner" guy. I thought we got rid of that problem a long time ago. Ok let's hear it out, how do you get you ice breaker?
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Couldn't even spell satire. Noob.
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Yeah I'm not a noob!!
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I now have 2 😆
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-blam!- off, you started playing destiny on Dec 13th.
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Edited by SeniorBrad: 1/30/2015 12:04:01 PM
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Agree 100% Noobs who just spam the Weekly heroic for strange coins don't deserve the Icebreaker