If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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Lol your -blam!-ed
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Or you can stop whining like a bitch and be happy that people can stop saying. "Man, I wish I had an icebreaker."
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First of all this game hasnt been out for years so your a liar lol. second most of us have this thing called a life so um... yea we cant be sitting in front of a monitor all day to do 10,000 raid completions. Also i had 95 strange coins a lvl 32 character and 2 lvl 31 alts. If i didnt earn it i dont know what earning is
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#blocklistfriday Seriously this place gets better every friday
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Edited by TechnoRageX: 1/16/2015 1:03:18 PMWhoop
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Aw bless your poor little cotton sockz #sattire
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You have a serious disease. It's called having no life. It's just a game.
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Ok you said satire. You arent an asshole
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Good thing there's a satire tag. xD BRB GETTING HOTPOCKETS.
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crying baby again... *lol*
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Woah, responses! He said 10k vault completions and even added a satire tag. HE'S JOKING!
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First sentence I realised it was satire!
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You should dismantle all of yours then.
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Years
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I don't see why people think they earn something when they get if from RNG which is the same thing xur is based on
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It sucks now? You're going to satirically tell me that since another person own it, you no longer have the ability to shoot it? Or maybe you thought you were the only person on earth who had it? News Flash! Nobody cares.
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You don't even have 10000 kills in the raid nevermind 10000 raid completions ahahahaha
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God people it says #satire!
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O shat up you salad !
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Yes, satisfied
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Stop being a -blam!-ing bitch
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I really don't get it. Icebreaker was my first exotic, I "earned it" sometime around week 3 (good old loot cave). So now for the second time Xur is selling Icebreaker, so what??? I'm going to buy another 2 now that I have 3 chars and enjoy it along with other players.
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Edited by Koop™: 1/16/2015 12:47:45 PMI'm not mad that other people can now get, I'm mad because "RNG" is just an illusion. This is the third time I finally get a weapon and then it gets sold the next day, my ass that's RNG. That shit is controlled to try to keep people playing. It's cool though, I've been wanting obsidian mind for a while too. Lol hotpockets
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You dont deserve ice breaker
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You got 19 vog clears 16 crotas clears . You are a casual and didn't earn anything.