If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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10000. Vault completions more like 35
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I've had mine for several weeks now (got mine from the exotic chest in VOG). Tired of transferring between the characters so I bought a shiny new one today. Might even buy another for my 3rd character. : )
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Why does it suck? Just yesterday it was one of the two best guns in the game, and I always enjoyed it.
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another sad little snowflake :(
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Lol hotpockets
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Yep. Well deserved.
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Cry all yu noob i still got it.
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Charmin stock has just gone up by 2 points in response to all the tissues purchased to dry the eyes of the whiners.
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I like turtles
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Cry much?
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#attention seeking #-blam!-tard!
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Ok.... the next school massacre / public massacre I see on the 6pm news....I'll remember your destiny name
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You need a nice glass of bleach.
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I like hot pockets too
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People who don't immediately realize this is clearly a funny joke are more stupid than people who think anyone really gets upset that xur sells these weapons. I bought it from him when he first sold it, it's awesome, nobody cares. If you don't buy every weapon that xur sells you're probably retarded
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Edited by DynamiteYogurt: 1/16/2015 7:02:42 PMYou don't deserve to be able to make threads on this forum Have a good day and go back to your parent's house
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Tits or gtfo
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Joke or not just kill yourself.
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Years hey? End yourself.
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There are a lot of people that work hard to improve our society..our way of life here's their life threatening problem. Your existance is killing them. We don't need another Adam Lanza like you
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Dumb, you missed the whole point. Ice Breaker /Ghorn are really noob guns if you use them all the time. They are meant for special purposes. It's better to improve your skill and git gud using precision exotic guns like Hawkmoon and Thorn. When the time is needed, I pull out my ice breaker /Ghallahorn, but I don't need to use them in every situation.
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I'm a noob
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#hotpockets RIP
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I bought the icebreaker and also put the Ghallihorn on layaway with Xûr, I don't wanna take any chances not having the strange coins when he brings it next time.
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This is a new kind of stupid