If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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He says he's spent years grinding for the gun. This game hasn't even been out for a year idiot
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I had one already and I bought two more. I don't give a fᏌck!
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Hahahahahahahahaha
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You suck! What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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everyone "deserves" it when they paid for the game. and besides that, if i spend my earned strange coins, then i technically earned the icebreaker.
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you lost me at "I spent years grinding"
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Edited by ajdestroyer: 1/16/2015 8:55:57 PMSatire ey well played my friend not satire I feel like your being satirical by saying tht
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Since it sucks now, you're not allowed to EVER use it! You have officially banned yourself or you will become a "sucker"
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You should probably seek therapy. You have deep psychological issues. Seriously.
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Edited by foxy_23642: 1/16/2015 8:55:34 PMFor the love of god why the f##k do people cry you put the hours in you get your gear end off.. Xur can't sell everything raid gear etc stop your bitching or go play f##kingggggggggggg little big planted
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•_• why?
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Icebreaker has always sucked!! Let these noobs have it as the veterans already know the best sniper rifle :)
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Lol people are so stupid and dont get the joke
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Why does it matter? If anything it helps you out in strikes and raids. It sucks in pvp.
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You know this is a troll, right? On the OFF chance this is a legitimate persons thoughts, I must point out that COINS ARE ALSO EARNED. Every engram you break open, every lv2 dreg killed, every single box opened, has contributed to each guardians progression. We've all earned the right to buy weapons and armor by having the currency to do so. Just wanted to post my thoughts on the whole "earned" stance. Still, I think "troll," though.
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Lmfao, funny shit.
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Rarity =/= best
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Got mine Wednesday from crota. Xûr, I am disappoint.
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Getting and icebreaker before Xûr sold it is purely luck in a nightfall or exotic chest or a ring loot reward
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Guess I'm a noob even though I have been playing since launch. ^^ I'm buying this gun after I missed it on week 7.
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Years grinding? More like months, dont be such a whiney little brat
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First mistake: No such thing as RNGesus. I'm glad everyone has it now. Now, I don't have to do majority of the work in the archon priest strike. Some of you know what I'm talking about!
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The only noobs are the retards who think winning the lottery is earning. Please snap your disk and never post again.
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#hotpockets #notsatire... good post dude. I laughed hard
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10000. Vault completions more like 35