If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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Dont talk shit with your 302 IB on your char dump ass GTFO!
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Heh My first ice breaker I bought it, my 2nd icebreaker random drop from the Vog my 3rd was bought today with glass helm ^_^ Oh well its part of the game bungie find or buy exotics both are RND loots its never certain what Xur will sell and neither is loot rewards in missions or game modes. relax enjoy "Youre game" play how you want and with who you want
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I've played for 700+ hours and never received it. I deserve it.
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lol "some kind of whore"
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this is funny!! what he fail to say was he broke down his 300 ib and then bought the 331 ib
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How the hell have you grinded for years? The game hasn't even been out for one full year yet!
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Years? You're dumb.
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Lol years
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Haha "years" spent grinding when this game hasn't even been out for a year
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I am so happy I will never meet you!
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Your tears are so salty and delicious!
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Are you retarded? First off let me say this is NOT the first time he has sold icebreaker. Second ghjallahorn is the BEST weapon in the game currently and third why is giving a good weapon to everyone a bad thing? That should make the game easier for you if you get stuck with randoms on strikes. You are not special in any way and don't deserve guns anymore than the next person. Quit the whining noob!
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I agree, ive spent about 4 years trying to get that gun, i finally got it by sacrificing a goat in my garden, burning a picture of xur then playing a hard run of vog with my ballsack dipped in a bucket of hot wax 8456 times to make sure i got it. All that hard work and mess i made now people can just buy it. It makes me so angry i might blow up my xbox then burn the destiny disk. Why dont destiny people realise they are ruining the game by doing this rodicklulusness. I have dismantled my IB so i dont get confused with one of these people that just buy guns to enjoy a game unlike the men like myself that earn it [spoiler]im joking, kill yourself[/spoiler]
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Haha I really hope this is "satire". For one ice breaker does not suck. Ask the ogres we ran thru last night on crota. And for people like my friend who has played since day one had the 300 ib and missed the upgrade cuz he was outta town. Can now have a shiny 331 and a shard if they so choose. Its ok we're all snowflakes.
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Years on a game that has been released for going on 5 months huh? Cool story bro
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Lol, you are a special kind of stupid. I'll enjoy my newly bought Icebreaker. :) Also, thank you for dismantling yours. Obviously you weren't worthy.
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Dude the game hasn't been out for years more like months ya clown
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It's completely random. I got mine in a crucible match at level 20. 20! Did I earn it? Hell no, I just lucked out. Why complain about Xur selling an exotic, that's what he does.
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Icebreaker has always suck IMO. But you already lost me as soon as i read "years" lol
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I got mine Tuesday after defeating the death singer in the raid. Still have yet to use it. I prefer my black hammer over the ice breaker
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Hot don't feed the troll. Tell me what planet are you on? Cuz it's only been out a few months
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I lol'd at the #NotSatire.
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Then you bought it again... GTFO TROLLLLLLL
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Years? Your delusional! So me doing nightfalls, weekly heroics, and raids since October (when I hit 26) and never getting icebreaker as a drop, but having the strange coins I EARNED to buy the icebreaker this weekend, is somehow not earning this weapon?! I've earned this gun alright, waiting almost 4 months for it to drop and actually having the strange coins to buy it now is absolutely earning it!! Stop being an elitist, your argument is completely invalid.
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He says he's spent years grinding for the gun. This game hasn't even been out for a year idiot