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Edited by ChocolatMudBoy:
1/17/2015 9:50:18 PM
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Icebreaker Sucks Now!!!
If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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Trying hard at trolling = Mega retard status acchived..
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Never go full retard...
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1 Reply1st time reader here. Would suggest op to drink bleach and not reproduce. The end.
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No one earns weapons they're random drops you scrub
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Final edit = O shit I'll try to rewind this crap.... I bought Icebreaker from xur.... Not levelled yet as I've still not levelled my (superior in my opinion) patience and time (also bought from xur)
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(ockhead post by a (ockhead.
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By the way isn't the ammo regen time a lil slower?
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Via LA Xur an not having to grind for shit. -blam!- your grinding, you might get a girlfriend and have some sex if didn't grind so much. Thank you Xur for giving me awesome stuff for nothing! Thank Xur for giving me top gear an not having deal with douche bags! Thank Xur for making all crybabies cry about how they earn their stuff an others don't! Thank Xur for letting me go out on the weekends and have a social life an have sex instead of grinding! Santa Claus -blam!- you Xur has taken your spot! Long live the non-grind!!!! NG4L Nuff said PS: I hope the other eight agents of the nine are as pimp as Xur
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2 RepliesYou say you spent years grinding for the Ice Breaker. Have you no sense of time? The game has only been out for 4 months.
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Its good most will have it now cant wait till the same happens with ghorn
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1 ReplyEdited by dude15305: 1/18/2015 4:55:34 AM"things like family and social time just hold you back from achieving true greatness" Ouch dude wtf wow u must be single
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Years haha hyperbolic time chamber.
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Wow ha gayyyyyyyy!!!!
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Actually we pulled the coins from the enemies bosses ass. Correction.
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*Giggle* The voice has spoken.
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Ik im so mad he sold it
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Well played sir, well played.
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Haha, I was reading this and the first couple of line I was like, " Are you serious? Family and social lives hold us back from what is really important?" Then I read the rest and was like, "Ahhhhhh, great troll, so many will fall for this."
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I saw years of grinding. # bullcrap #satire
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I'm not sure if #notsatire = #satire
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2 RepliesAfter buying icebreaker this morning I got another one in a strike. How's that make you feel after your "years" of grinding?
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⊂_ヽ G ＼＼ E ＼ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) T < ⌒ヽR / へ＼ E / / ＼＼ K ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ T / / / / ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_ ) You mad bro... ∧__∧ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⊂ つ (つ ﾉ (ノ ＼ ☆ | ☆ (⌒ ⌒ヽ / ＼ （´⌒ ⌒ ⌒ヾ ／ （’⌒ ; ⌒ ::⌒ ） （´ ） ::: ） ／ ☆─ （´⌒;: ::⌒`） :; ） （⌒:: :: ::⌒ ） ／ （ ゝ ヾ 丶 ソ ─
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U spent years grinding? Boy I feel so bad for you, I bet you've been here since development rite? Someone should say something to bungie and let them know how bad you've hurt this poor mans feelings.
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I got my legit paid for it out of pocket 17 coins... True story ask Xur he was back me up on it
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So very sad. Chances are you're no older than 18
