If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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You sir speak the truth people be lazy and buy doin a heroic is the easiest thing they need to grind if you haven't put more than 500 hours on destiny you don't deserve one
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Omg who the hell cares...its a game! enjoy it the way you want to...if you want to "xurn" it then be my guest if not, do it the old school way and just keep grinding. My problem with this is game, is the people who think they are better then everyone else because they are "above" everyone else...sooner or later every weapon that was introduced in the game will eventually be available via xur. The way I see it...if you can bite better than you bark..ppl will respect you period. Until then...keep those dildos inside you until you have a reason to unleash them to the world...
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First and lastly - anyone who thought this was a serious post and got all ass swole from it, need to put down the controllers, get up off that swole ass, and go be social. You need to learn what sarcasm is. Being able to pick up sarcasm quickly, as well as being able to use it off the top of your head; is a sign of a healthy brain.
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Girl bye
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Years.
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What the fucking fuck.
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Does it burn your ass that I'm in Hawaii and had my friend back home log in and buy an Ice Breaker for me? PS I got him to get me Obsidian Mind too. How come no one complains about the armour?
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Obvious troll for me, but still 9/10. I guess many ppl here believe what you are writing
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After reading this and reading some of the comments, I really don't think people understand sarcasm or joking.
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How could anyone NOT see that this was satire? Had me smiling from the start OP. Good post and great way to troll. The people who thought you were serious should maybe relax their buttholes a little and try to have a laugh.
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You do know what RNG stands for right........? I only ask because if you did, you would know that you cannot "earn" a weapon. You throw the dice so many times that eventually the correct number is rolled.............
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Icebreaker
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You technically never 'earn' any of these guns, it's all just luck...
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Edited by ShadowWolffe: 2/15/2015 8:15:00 AMAwwwww :( are you hurt? Sorry you can't feel special anymore, poor baby. Awwww.....ehh go -Blam!- yourself.... -.-' selfish git
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[quote]You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover.[/quote] Ow.... That would hurt even with lube.
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Please explain how things bought with coins earned from Weekly Heroics means you didn't earn that item?
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I'm a noob. And mmmmm it feels delicious.
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Kill this post before it's too late.
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OP plays in the hyperbolic time chamber.
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Years. Lol. Years.
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Op=scrub
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Lol'ed at "spent years"
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This post still makes me laugh.
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you earned a randam drop.....?
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Trying hard at trolling = Mega retard status acchived..