You are given an army of 1000 men but they have no weapons. You can choose any weapons to give them whether they are real, or fake. Keep in mind you have infinite of these weapons. You can have a variety of up to 10 types of weapons. Your army must fight another army consisting of:
50x Armored Dragons
75x Giants
250x Dwarves
1x Giant Worm thing from Gears of War 2
1x Large covenant ship
25x Frost trolls
500x Flood (Halo flood)
You are fighting in a plains biome, so flat land, Tallish grass (Dwarves can be stealthy)
You do not win until all enemies are killed.
Note: -Friendly Fire IS Enabled, for you and the enemy
-The enemies have an alliance and will not kill each other, But dragons can land on dwarves and such.
-Your men are trained to use the weapon
I will then post the stats of your battle based off of your arsenal.
[b][u]EDIT:[/u][/b][b]Many are forgetting the worm and do not know what it is. It is a huge ass worm that's body is made of rock and in the game it sinks cities by digging under them. The way it was killed was by going inside of it and cutting it's arteries. But the body can't be [i]that[/i] hard since it was cut open by a chainsaw.[/b]
[b]REMEMBER, You can pick 10 weapon types to be divided by your army.[/b]
[b]EDIT 2: NO INSTANT WIN, INVINCIBLE, OR WAY OP ITEMS OR SUMMONING[/b]
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Massive wee wees that pee flesh eating maggots that eat through anything
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Shovels.
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15 people with tracking rocket launchers=🐉💀 50 people with SUROS taking out ground troops 5 people with Arc Blade to kill the worm I think that's it if there are any other enemies pls tell me
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I will seduce them with my [i]Charm[/i]... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Some slingshots and Legos attached to Nokia phones
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500 Mac cannons 500 infinity pistols
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I'll throw mine out... 100 troops get dual weilded unkempt harolds, To take the ground troops out. 50 troops charge with swords of eden and try to cut the work open 100 troops with Halo 3 flamethrowers (Burning the ground troops to ashes) 150 troops with hammer of dawns. They fire on the worm upon sight 50 troops with thor's hammer. They penetrate the worm and if the worm is killed, they go for dragons 150 troops with longhots that pierce through the dragons armor and kill them 100 troops with Wonderwaffles (Most likely spelled wrong) they just annihilate all ground troops Then we have 300 troops with longbows and napalm arrows to light the battlefield on fire, take out dragons, and shoot at anything needed.
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The army of 1000 are just normal human men?
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Would flamethrowers cause the grass fields to all catch fire?
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I use PEACE ✌
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Simple, give everyone smallpox and kill stragglers. Everyone is a liability and i cannot take risks.
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Will give them ghorn 5.0 power of nukes
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Nuclear bomb
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I will use red matter
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Scarabs Gjallarhorns Spartan Lasers Vex Mythoclast
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All the troops have Hammers of Dawn and also Anduril, flame of the west so they can summon an invincible undead army. Get Shrekt, worm
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Spartan lasers
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Ray gun bo2
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Edited by Whoppenheimer: 1/16/2015 1:22:21 AMScarab gun
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Incineration cannon.
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Halo ce pistol
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Dey hav dewritos now *-*
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I say give them all coupons...