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1/15/2015 3:42:04 PM
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Joke thread

I have to babysit a bunch of new employees today. Aka, play with my phone while I make them do stuff. Please post jokes, and I will rate them, and also post jokes. #1: What temperature are Jedi? [spoiler]Luke warm.[/spoiler]

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  • A Titan hunter and warlock are in a desert on Mars after a long battle. Each are struggling to stay alive. The warlocks left arm and right leg were cut off the hunter only had his body head and right arm left and the Titan was missing his legs. Hunter: dude we're gonna die Warlock: I know, it sucks Hunter: wish my phone was charged, we could spend our last minutes entertained Warlock: think a cabal stole my phone Titan: my phones dead too Titan: *jabs phone into right arm *titans phone charges Warlock and hunter look at each other Shoulder charge.

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